BREAKING NEWS: SURVIVOR CANCELLED AFTER 40 SEASONS
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After a long run, CBS has cancelled the hit show Survivor. Parent Company ViacomCBS, along with the show's creator and producer Mark Burnett made the difficult decision this week. "After many years of hard work and getting to know some amazing people, myself and the network are going to close this chapter of our lives with a big smile, and appreciation for all the fans, and supports over the many seasons" ViacomCBS said in a release " Survivor was one of our most successful shows, however; we have noticed that our viewership and our fanbase is no longer appealing to all ages, after conducting surveys, it has been observed that the people who are watching the show, are men of middle age, and that just isn't what we are about" They followed up by saying " We are going to finish out the scheduling of the current season, with the winner walking away with 2 Million Dollars. With it being the last season we decided that upping the winnings was a good way to celebrate our last season"
What does this mean for one of America's favorite hosts? We have reached out to Jeff Probst for comment, but have not heard back. It has been rumored he will be making the transition from CBS to MTV. Though this has not been confirmed.
Chime in, and let us know how you feel about this news.
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