Coronavirus cases spike worldwide, China is closing itself off By
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 23753 Shares
Worsens over coronavirus
Bill Gates: State-by-state shutdown won't work
New to working from home? Here's what you should know
How a coronavirus 'infodemic' is infecting the internet
A line of shoppers wait to collect toilet paper at a Costco store in Novato, California on March 14, 2020. - Hoards of shoppers rushed to stock up on toilet paper, paper towels and cleaning supplies as communities begin hunkering down as a result of the Coronavirus. (Photo by Josh Edelson / AFP) (Photo by JOSH EDELSON/AFP via Getty Images)
People are hoarding toilet paper. The truth about the supply chain
A worker restocks the meat section of a Stop & Shop supermarket during hours open daily only for seniors Thursday, March 19, 2020, in North Providence, R.I. This week grocery store chains and other retailers began offering special shopping hours for seniors and other groups considered the most vulnerable to the new coronavirus. The dedicated shopping times are designed to allow seniors, pregnant women and people with underlying health conditions to shop among smaller crowds and reduce their chances of acquiring the virus.
Panicked shoppers. Empty shelves. Meet the workers keeping you stocked
What it's like in business class on a ghost flight
Why investors buy gold during times of crisis
MOSES LAKE, WA - OCTOBER 23: Boeing 737 MAX airplanes are parked at Grant County International Airport October 23, 2019 in Moses Lake, Washington. Boeing reported that its profits were down by more than half in the latest quarter. The company has finished updates and testing on the 737 MAX and plans to have the planes flying by the end of the year. (Photo by David Ryder/Getty Images)
Boeing may be down. It's definitely not out
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 21: UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson prepares to greet Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi outside 10 Downing Street on January 21, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by Peter Summers/Getty Images)
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson tests positive for coronavirus
David McKenzie reports from Johannesburg, South Africa, as the country starts its 21-day lockdown.
South African military on streets as 21-day lockdown begins
DES MOINES, IOWA - MARCH 05: Katie Ledecky looks on after competing in the 400m Freestyle heats on Day Two of the TYR Pro Swim Series at Des Moines on March 05, 2020 at the MidAmerican Energy Aquatic Center at the Wellmark YMCA in Des Moines, Iowa. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)
Ledecky on postponing Olympics: Certainly the right call
idlib population vulnerable coronavirus syria damon pkg vpx_00003021
They've survived war and disease. Now they face Covid-19.
Russia coronavirus Covid 19 Putin hospital visit Chance pkg intl hnk vpx_00005211.jpg
Does Russia really have coronavirus under control?
Indian police use force on lockdown violators
Indian police use force on lockdown violators
Video shows Mexican president in a crowd of children
TOPSHOT - US President Donald Trump (L) shakes hand with China&39;s President Xi Jinping at the end of a press conference at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing on November 9, 2017.
Donald Trump and Xi Jinping put their professed friendship to the test on November 9 as the least popular US president in decades and the newly empowered Chinese leader met for tough talks on trade and North Korea. / AFP PHOTO / Fred DUFOUR (Photo credit should read FRED DUFOUR/AFP via Getty Images)
US-China relationship worsens over coronavirus
Bill Gates: State-by-state shutdown won't work
New to working from home? Here's what you should know
How a coronavirus 'infodemic' is infecting the internet
A line of shoppers wait to collect toilet paper at a Costco store in Novato, California on March 14, 2020. - Hoards of shoppers rushed to stock up on toilet paper, paper towels and cleaning supplies as communities begin hunkering down as a result of the Coronavirus. (Photo by Josh Edelson / AFP) (Photo by JOSH EDELSON/AFP via Getty Images)
People are hoarding toilet paper. The truth about the supply chain
A worker restocks the meat section of a Stop & Shop supermarket during hours open daily only for seniors Thursday, March 19, 2020, in North Providence, R.I. This week grocery store chains and other retailers began offering special shopping hours for seniors and other groups considered the most vulnerable to the new coronavirus. The dedicated shopping times are designed to allow seniors, pregnant women and people with underlying health conditions to shop among smaller crowds and reduce their chances of acquiring the virus.
Panicked shoppers. Empty shelves. Meet the workers keeping you stocked
What it's like in business class on a ghost flight
Why investors buy gold during times of crisis
Hong Kong (CNN)China is closing its border to most foreigners amid fears of imported novel coronavirus cases causing a second outbreak in the country where the infection was first detected.
In a statement late Thursday, the government said that "in view of the rapid spread of Covid-19 across the world, China has decided to temporarily suspend the entry into China by foreign nationals holding visas or residence permits" as of March 28.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
bigfoot sighting at jackson lake campground near oak hill ohio Several eye witness reported seeing a large hairy animal of some kind near the Jackson lake campground. Local authorities are asking people to be cautious if you are planning on fishing near this area. One of the witnesses where able to snap a picture with their cell phone before the creature ran away near the Tommy Been rd area.
-
2
new york city woman loses her temper, causes black hole to swallow her entire town Anna, 26, of New York City, DC was in the middle of an argument with a colleague when her temper got so out of control, it formed a small black hole, which demolished the vast majority of her neighborhood. "I just couldn't take it anymore, and unleashed my forces at the person who was irritating me. I had no idea the energy of my rage could cause such destruction," says Anna. Despite the ruination her anger has caused, Anna says she has no regrets. "I actually wish I knew I had this ability sooner!" Anna laughs. "There are a lot of people and things I could have eradicated from my life in this way."
-
3
whale spotted in illinois river A humpback whale was spotted near Morris IL in the Illinois River today. The sighting comes just days after 2 Great White Sharks were seen frolicking in the same area. While not impossible, it does seem unlikely. It is thought that the whale may have followed the sharks as they sometimes do in the wild. The whale would of had to travel over 1250 miles to get to this location. The Marine Biologist Association will be in town for a full investigation. Until we have answers, we are asking folks to keep their pontoons and fishing boats docked.
-
4
two great white sharks found swimming in mississippi river near saint louis, missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.