5-Star Filipino Recruit Emilio Borromeo to join Wolverines

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Emilio Borromeo will be continuing his basketball career at the University of Michigan next year. The 6-2 guard made his decision last Saturday in an interview, per 247Sports. Analysts expect him to flourish under Juwan Howard's fast-paced offensive style. The combo guard is ranked 8th on the ESPN Top 100, and has received offers from some of the best college programs in the nation, including Kentucky, Kansas, and Oregon. "I'm just really blessed to able to have this opportunity", said the San Francisco native before he committed. Borromeo averaged 25.6 points per game, 7 assists, and 7.5 rebounds in his last season at Everest Academy Manila.

On the other side of the world, the Michigan staff couldn't be more thrilled to recruit such a big name. "We are ecstatic to have him on board," said head coach Juwan Howard, "He brings bags of energy, skill, and athleticism to the program." The players are just as excited. "Obviously, (Emilio) is such a great player. There is no one thing he can't do on the court. Except maybe passing to me.", a joking Scottie Lewis said. Lewis, a 6-9 forward out of New Jersey, is an incoming freshman as well. The NCAA is going to be tough with the Wolverines' new 2 recruits.

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