Verlängerung der Ausgangssperre in Bayern

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Stillstand wird andauern
Stillstand also bis Ende August – mindestens. Bisher traute sich keine Behörde in Deutschland, öffentlich ein solches Bild der Lage zu zeichnen. Nur führende Mediziner weisen seit Wochen daraufhin, das öffentliche Leben müsse womöglich länger zum Erliegen kommen als bisher gedacht.

Es ist paradox: Je erfolgreicher wir die Ausbreitung des Coronavirus eindämmen, umso länger müssen wir uns einschneidenden Massnahmen beugen. Dann verläuft die Kurve der Neuinfek­tionen zwar flacher, das Virus aber grassiert dafür deutlich länger.

Das Robert-Koch-Institut, die Bundesoberbehörde für Infektionskrankheiten in Deutschland, geht denn auch von einer lang anhaltenden Pandemie aus. Präsident Lothar Wieler (59) dämpfte vor kurzem Hoffnungen auf ein baldiges Ende der Krise: «Wir reden auf jeden Fall über Monate.»

Sollten Forscher nicht vorher ein Medikament oder eine Impfung entwickeln, könne die Krankheitswelle gar zwei Jahre andauern. Ebenso lange müssten dann, so Wieler, die Einschränkungen unseres Alltags in Kraft bleiben.

Ausgangssperre wie in Italien
Auch Karl Klingler (63), Leitender Arzt am Lungenzentrum Hirslanden in Zürich, rechnet nicht mit einer raschen Entspannung der Lage: «Die jetzigen Massnahmen des Bundesrats reichen nicht aus.» Mit ihnen werde es mehrere Monate dauern, bis die Zahl der Fälle zurückgehe. Klingler plädiert darum für eine rigorose Ausgangssperre nach dem Muster Italiens oder Spaniens, wo die Menschen lediglich in Ausnahmefällen aus dem Haus dürfen: «Nur so können wir es schaffen, dass die Kurve bis Ende Mai abflacht.»

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