Group of Would Be Tennis Players Disobeying Mandate Fined

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By Arthur Ricci, AP Staff Writer
Photo Credit: The Montecito Tribune

Santa Barbara, CA. In an apparent militant disregard for the social distancing mandate enacted in California, these elderly tennis players continue on with their regular tennis game. When asked about the health concern, especially the known vulnerability in their age group, one player says, "I don't give a f**k about the mandate. I'm not afraid of this virus."

Passersby practicing social distancing can be seen questioning the decision to play and hang out so casually. Says one mother walking with her dog and 8 year old child, "They are just a terrible example for the city and our kids. They should be ashamed."

Deputy Sheriff Sinclair from Santa Barbara County says, "Yes there are a number of people still choosing to congregate and we will be handing out fines when we see them. I just want everyone to obey the mandate and make my job easier."

Upon questioning the other players our interviewer was met with tennis balls being swatted towards our cameras while chanting, "Go away you p**sies!"



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