WWE Superstar Otis Turns Over New Leaf, Chooses New Entrance Music

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Otis has made his presence known ever since entering the WWE five years ago. Half of the powerful tag team known as Heavy Machinery, he is a force to be reckoned with. His signature move, known as the Caterpillar is a devastating attack that usually leaves his opponents helpless and defeated under Otis's 330-pound frame.

But things haven't been going his way lately. First, it was Dolph Ziggler stealing his hopeful girlfriend, Mandy Rose. Pictures of Ziggler and Rose together showed up on the big screen during his match against The Miz and John Morrison. The next thing he knew he was holding a chair that he had used to attack the tag team champs. He said he blanked out with rage and didn't even remember picking up the chair.

Otis is ready to put all that behind him. So much so, that he has decided to change his entrance music. He felt strongly that an upbeat song for his ring entrance was just what he needed for a fresh start.

So he has chosen his favorite song, but you won't find it on the radio. You'll find it only on TV commericals, it's the theme song from the drug Ozempic®. "Oh, oh, oh, Otis!" You know...we can't get enough of you! Otis is hoping the only side effect of this new entrance music is some more victories for Heavy Machinery.

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