Premier League season "cancelled and annulled" by FA.
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Despite Liverpool's unassailable 25 point lead at the top of the premier league table, their title dreams will have to wait. After a meeting today involving the chief football representative of FA and 55 top flight club representatives, the FA have announced that the Premier League season is annulled and void. The official FA statement stated that "Unfortunately, under the current circumstances, we have concluded that the safest response is to cancel the rest of the season and void the 2019/20 season altogether. We are deeply saddened by this, however, the safety of the players, staff, and fans is of paramount importance". In an interview, Klopp said, "There are more important things than football, Sometimes you have to hold your hands up and say there's nothing more we could have done. Some people will say that if we beat Norwich and Man United, things would have been different; maybe, who knows. We will keep our heads up, we played a fantastic season. I think everyone knows that we are champions at heart, even if it doesn't say it in the history books. We will stay together in this moment. It is important for everyone to stay safe and at home". The heartbreak extends to Leeds United, who themselves were seeking promotion to the Premier League after over 20 years adrift. Bournemouth, Aston Villa, and Norwich all narrowly escaped demotion. In a statement, Mourinho illustrated how much he loves April 1st.
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