Magnolia ISD COVID-19 School Schedule

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Dear MISD Parents and School Community,

I want to share with you an update in regards to the next steps for schools. Yesterday, Governor Greg Abbott announced the extension of Texas school closures through April 30, 2020. The extension follows updated guidance from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and an announcement from the White House extending physical distancing guidelines until April 30, 2020.

Collectively as Superintendents in the Greater Houston Region, we are following the guidance and orders from the state to extend school closures including all after school activities and extracurricular through Friday, May 1st with a possible date of students returning to school on Monday, May 4th. We will be communicating information prior to returning as each day brings new information.

In order to continue the education of our students, make up for lost classroom time, and not allow our children to fall behind the Texas education standards, as of April 1, 2020, Magnolia ISD will implement the mandatory Positively Schooling Your Child at Home (PSYCH) Education Program. The PSYCH program will consist of the following mandatory requirements for all grade levels from K through 12:

- Online check-in at 7:15am Monday through Friday
- Video conferencing / education from 7:15am to 4:30pm Monday through Friday
- 30 Minute break for lunch from Noon to 12:30pm
- PSYCH Program will begin on Thursday, April 2, 2020
- PSYCH Program will conclude for Summer Break on July 31, 2020
- 2020 MISD School Year will begin August 17, 2020

For each tardy obtained (check-in's past 7:15am) a Saturday school enrollment will be required. Saturday school will be held from 7:00am to 11:00am every Saturday.

Our number one priority will continue to be health and safety, and we will continue to work closely with public health officials to make the best decisions for kids, families, and our school communities. Please refer to the MISD website for updated links regarding current COVID-19 information. Watch your email for any changes or updates from MISD regarding changes about school and student-related information.

Dr. Todd Stephens
Magnolia ISD

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