Research Gone Horribly Wrong: Scientists Accidentally Release “Monster” Mosquitos
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In a decades-long research program developed with the intention of eliminating mosquitos, researches have unintentionally done the exact opposite, and with disastrous results. Several new species of “Monster” mosquitos were developed and kept in a carefully protected room. They were developed so that they would have larger bodies, on which experimentation and monitoring is more feasible. Their lifespans also increase with size, to about 2-3 years. The “Monster” mosquitos are about the size of a hummingbird, with a mouth piece as large as a hypodermic syringe needle. A breeding pair of the mosquitos escaped, apparently, when a researcher claims he “befriended” them and secretly took them home to keep as pets. Of course, they quickly betrayed him by killing his other more orthodox pet, a domestic cat. Upon discovering his pets were not all he dreamed them to be, the researcher killed them, but it was too late - they had apparently used his seldom used guest toilet as a breeding pond and had managed to produce several thousand offspring. Those have now mostly been exterminated but not all, as reports of sightings and mysteriously dead animals such as squirrels, cats, and even some small dogs have been reported within the vicinity of their release. The animals are found with markings and blood loss reminiscent of old tales of “chupacabra” and vampires. This news story is still being updated, stay tuned for more details.
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