MAJOR EDUCATION ANNOUNCEMENT FOR NH STUDENTS
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Noon on Wednesday, Mayor Sununu of NH held an emergency meeting of the press to make some major changes to the direction of the Department of Education NH. He stated that due to the sudden closure of schools, students will be unable to achieve mastering the curriculum at their current grade level. Sununu-Subaru stated that "there will be no State-level testing this spring and so NH is, therefore, unable to prove the students are advancing as necessary." In his statement, he continued, "Schools heavily rely on countless hours of testing to ensure all of our students are progressing to the mandated level." It is with a "heavy heart" but the confident decision that he has made an executive order that all NH students must repeat their current grade level. Students will be required to continue at-home education regardless and the governing body hopes that this at-home work will make the repeat easier. "We will be rolling out a new program with heavier mathematic requirements and longer study hours. We are confident this will help students commit to their current grade and make for a smooth transition to the repeat process next year."
Due to it's controversy, he anticipates many to disagree with his decision. "Tough, luck," he remarked when asked about parents, teacher and administration revolt, "I am the mayor and get to do whatever I want.... just like how your mom gets to play horrible April Fool's Jokes on her kids."
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