I riu nga Tirana gjen formulen per shpetimin nga Coronavirusi: "Qethuni te gjithe tullac"

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Mesohet se nje i ri nga Tirana me inicialet B.Q.pasi ka marre vesh qe Coronavirusi mund te parandalohet duke prere floket, ka marre nje inisiative paksa te rrezikshme. Ai fillimisht ka prere mjekren e tij e me pas edhe flokun. Pastaj vijoji dhe qethi zero dhe femijen e tij dhe me pas ka qethur tullace gjithe femijet e lagjes. Mesohen se femijet kane ardhur me deshire, pasi i riu i ka joshur me letra futbolli. Sikur te mos mjaftonte kjo, i riu i eshte futur punes per te qethur gjithe qente e lagjes.

I pyetur per arsyet qe cuan ne kete situate, i riu shpjegon se shkenca ka evoluar dhe kjo eshte nja mase qe duhet ta marrin te gjitha familjet, nderkohe qe eshte edhe ekonomike per kete periudhe krize qe po kalojme. Ne fund te fundit, burrat fitojne se grate nuk do duhet te shkojne me te harxhojne leke duke u krehur ne parukeri per nja ca kohe. Po ashtu, burrat do flen gjume rehat dhe nuk do e vrasin mendjen per te blere kremra per t'ju rritur mjekrra. Plus qe te jesh tullac ne ditet e sotme, eshte edhe shume joshese dhe seksi, shpjegon i riu. Pra, nje zgjidhje sa ekonomike dhe dinamike.

Nderkohe qe policia, eshte ne kerkim per ta kapur flagrant, deri me tani jane konfiskuar vetem gersheret. Edhe pse qeveria ka urdheruar mbylljen e te gjitha aktiviteteve ekonomike, nuk dihet ku e ushtron kete aktivitet te paligjshem ky i ri.
I riu thote se nuk e ndal dot asnjeri per te bere kete gjest kaq human per te shpetuar njerezimin nga kjo e keqe. Ai thote qe nje dite, ne mos historia, libri Guiness do shkruaj per te.

Burime te sigurta bejne te ditur, se i riu eshte kembengules, edhe pse ende nuk dim ke do qethi tjeter tani.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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