San Diego Unified Students to Repeat Same Grade in Fall

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April 1, 2020
Mayor Kevin Faulconer announced this morning that due to the school year being shortened so drastically with the Covid 19 Pandemic, that all San Diego Unified Students will repeat the grade at which they were in when the school year ended. This will impact approximately 200,000 students in the district.
"We need to make sure that students are well prepared for the real world, and sometimes the world doesnt play fair" Faulconer was heard saying to SDUSD Superintendent Cindy Marten, "We don't owe them an explanation, but this is the best I am gonna be able to do"
The current plan approved calls for all students K-11 to repeat the grade that they were in prior to the COVID-19 Pandemic was announced and schools were closed. The original plan had called for students to begin distance learning, but the recent limitation of internet bandwith due to adult website usage have derailed that plan.
Senior students (Grade 12) Will have the opportunity to graduate provided they have a 2.5 GPA or above, apply for on time graduation and pay the administration fee of $165.00, payable in Bitcoin only.
Amada Hugnkis
San Diego Onion Tribute

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