Young, good looking teenager is the best photo editor west of the Mississippi River
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Young and good looking Karlee Sutterfield was just recently announced the 2nd best editor in the nation. First place of course being Rodrick Douglas from Georgia. If anyone ever sees a picture edited by THE Karlee, they would be mesmorized by the creativity and color schemes. The effort and hard work it takes to make certain pictures look good is completely condemned by how easy Karlee makes it seem. With her talent she can edit beautiful photos with her eyes closed! She has peers who try to one up her in photo editing but they always come up short to the outstanding Karlee Sutterfield. Resources have told us that THE Karlee Sutterfield also holds the record for the strongest person in America. She is an OUTSTANDING woman. It is a blessing to ever make eye contact with this woman because of her greatness. Sadly gentlemen, she has just been snatched up recently by some weird giraffe looking kid. We wish Karlee the best in her strides of photo editing greatness, and hope she continues to be the best at everything she does.
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