Saurubh kumar slaughtered in Ilyasnagar

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The late Saurubh kumar who was working in life insurance of India, a public limited company was dragged from ‘lal mosque’ to Noorani mosque naked on 5th April despite the 21 day lockdown enforced by PM Narendra Modi.
Moreover Police officials from the Kumarswamy police station including the commissioner of Bangalore and Bihar participated and witnessed the event themselves, taking care of the whole situation and asked other ministers not to interrupt the human slaughter event.
Furthermore more than 80000 people joined to end the evil. Saurubh was beaten, cut , burned to death. It was a ritual that can never be forgotten. 20 imams sahibs chanted their prayers and brutally murdered that BASTARD. Even though people threw up after the ritual, they were happy because you cannot have a rainbow without a little rain. Our journalists are working to find out more about it but we can say one thing for sure that all this was neatly planned by the great brothers AFFAN and FARHAN who helped put the syrup ‘Grillintus’ both red and green on the body before burning it. Here at IT I news channel we all applause them for taking such a brave initiative. THANK YOU!

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