First Whitetail Deer Dies of COVID-19
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Texas Parks and Wildlife Department Biologist, Mike Hockertz said in an interview on KEYE 42 yesterday “We now have the first confirmed case of COVID-19 in an Odocoileus virginianus, commonly known as the Whitetail Deer in Bastop County.” He went on to say that a local turkey hunter, a man in his 40’s whose identity has not been released yet, was hunting along BC 119 when he spotted a deer running towards his pickup truck. The man said that he noticed the animal appeared disoriented as it crossed through his headlights. “I hit the brakes” he said, and “then the deer charged towards my truck”. “I had no choice, but to shoot before it ran into my truck and caused thousands of dollars worth of damage.” The hunter killed the deer without any damage to his vehicle. He then took the animal home where he processed it himself, and it is now in the families freezer. In a written statement, the man said “I told my wife when I finished processing it, that thanks to the 2019 deer season we can Count On Venison In December (COVID-19)”. TPWD has an ongoing investigation as to date and time of death of the deer.
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