Talk About An Underdog! Maya Buchanan Selected for Best Animate Organism Award
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The world was left astonished yesterday when the International Council of Amazing Creatures awarded small-town girl Maya Buchanan the Best Animate Organism Award at the United Nations headquarters in New York City. Against the odds, she pulled through in the rankings and topped the universe with an astoundingly perfect 100/100 kindness score. With her two extremely handsome and courageous dogs at her side, she also saved the President from a surprise assassination attempt at the award ceremony. Armed with what researchers call the "most fantastic imagination known to man" and an estimated silly score of 34 billion, she swept away the competition and claimed the prize with ease. Her personal trainer, moral support specialist, manager, and reality checker Ryan Antalek stood by in tears as he watched his student claim her prestigious award. Maya will undoubtedly be going home to the proudest of families and the most positively impressed group of friends on the planet. Congratulations to Maya, and tough luck to all the other competitors that got absolutely demolished in this landslide of an event.
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