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Oak Hills football star, Adam Sandler, really proved himself out under the lights a few nights ago, but let alone being a leader of his team, he has also become taken the role of a leader in his community.
Adam was just hanging around at a family party for his cousin's birthday and had to go out to his car to get something. But when he got out there, he noticed something occurring up the street. Being the caring and helping person he was, he went to go check it out. As he got closer he finally saw what was happening, he rushed faster and faster. There was a 3 and a five-year-old stuck inside of a smoking car and the parents or anyone else was nowhere to be found. Using his strength he was able to punch the window open and unlock the doors, and finally being able to pull the kids out of the car.
He called 911 immediately and had the paramedics check out the kids and make sure they were healthy and safe, and the fire department was able to put out the fire of the car. He was recognized for what he did and became a national hero with every media and news station interviewing him, "I never really thought anything of it and was just trying to do what needed to be done, I didn't think it would get this big."
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