He woke up without an arm
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In the late 1800s a woman named Liz was going shopping for her children for Christmas. Liz had 3 kids a boy name Johnny he was 10years old a girl name Bella she was 12years old and the newest member a baby boy he was 1years old his name was Anthony. It was a stormy windy day and Liz was determined to buy her 3 children something for Christmas because last Christmas she didn't have the money to buy presents. Liz came across this sketchy store they was giving things away for free she thought to her self why not get there things from here. She seen this ball that would light up and it caught her eye. You want it take it the owner said scaring Liz. Ok thanks Liz replied. Matter of a fact take anything everything you want. And Liz did just that. There going to love the gifts I got for them Liz thought, she got a doll for Bella the ball that lights up for Johnny and a rattle toy for Anthony. That same night around 11 Johnny went to get a glass a water and heard his name. Whos there he whispered afraid to wake up the whole house there was a really really bright light some how he ended up in his bed again. He woke up thinking last night was dream come to realize he lost an arm.
you ask how do we know all this well...because there spirits never die if you go in the bath room at three in morning with no light and say Johnny's name 10 times the same thing that happened to him will happen to you but worse.
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