Fox New Uncovers Plot By Democrats To Use Psychotropic Drugs To Win The Upcoming Election
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Fox News has uncovered a democratic plot to use Psychotropic drugs to sway the upcoming presidential election to insure a Biden/Harris victory. The source of the allegations come from a longtime ally of President Trump. These allegations surfaced in a recent interview with Stormy Daniels. Stormy made the following statement during the interview. While having cookies and milk with Joe Biden she overheard Hunter Biden laying out the infamous plot in an adjacent room. Hunter was talking on the phone to someone high up in the FAA. The conversation centered on using Con Trails, better known as Chem Trails to sprinkle Unicorn dust on republicans in an attempt to make them vote Democratic. Lately President Trump has been slipping in the polls. It is suspected the spraying of Unicorn dust via large jet aircraft is to blame. So the next time you see chemical trails coming from high flying jets it is best to get indoors.
It seems the democrats will stop at nothing to win this election. First they used honesty and integrity to try to sway the vote in their favor and now this. Fox News has been able to verify these allegations beyond a shadow of a doubt. First it came from a very reliable source. Second we know Stormy love cookies and milk.
Stay tuned to FOX NEWS for the latest in factual reporting.
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