PA Woman Is Ignored After Revealing Truth
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This evening, a 55 year old Pennsylvania woman, Julie Miller, claims that a woman in Ohio, Beth Garner, has neglected to communicate for nearly 6 hours. When a reporter contacted Beth, she revealed some strange details about Julie's recent habits. "I am telling you, that bitc° is crazy! She has been posing as a newspaper reporter, and the things she writes about me, well it just ain't fittin'!" Beth also revealed that a local newspaper plans to press charges against Julie if the false newspaper articles do not cease. Beth continued, "She started writing stories in that paper about me and my husband, Jeff! She claimed in one article that Jeff seen me stealing money from a bank! I never stole no money, and she damn well knows that!" When reporters approached Jeff outside of his UPS truck, he insisted that the whe story was fabricated by Julie. He also added, "One time, at the Bob Evan's, I mentioned that I had first seen Beth when she was a bank manager. I don't know where she got that there part about the twenty dollar bills!" Jeff insisted that Julie "makes things up for attention!" Julie has denied any wrong doing and insists that since the marriage of Jeff and Beth, she has been treated a respectfully as "a whore in Texas on nickel night!" When asked if she plans to continue with her newspaper articles, Julie replied, "Hell yes! Even Beth herself told me that I am in the wrong business! Why should I stop?" Julie was last seen running down the street at dusk screaming, "Nobody loves me!" While the newspaper articles continue to be published, a search warrant has been issued for Julie's arrest.
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