Biden Paedophile Ring Sex For Votes Scandal

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Joe Biden has been using an underground paedophile ring to kidnap children. The children were then forced to have sex with senior citizens in order to secure their votes for Biden in the 2020 US Presidential election.

It all comes to light because a US congressman has revealed this information. US Congressman Bob Goodlatte revealed that Biden ran an illegal sex ring from the basement of his house. He also said that many of these paedophile people would send their children to a house in the basement to have sex with them.

The House Judiciary Committee said that they had received evidence that the Vice President was "engaging in a systematic cover-up of criminal activity."

The FBI has also confirmed that evidence showed that Vice President Biden's "personal involvement in a sexual relationship" with a male minor was "well known and well documented."

The US Secret Service said that it has "direct evidence of past criminal conduct by Vice President Biden that includes allegations of child pornography, child prostitution and solicitation of minors for sex."

Vice President Biden, who has denied all of this, will speak for himself at a Senate Judiciary hearing scheduled for Monday. This hearing will confirm that he indeed ran a paedophile ring with his friend Jeffrey Epstein. The House Judiciary Committee that is conducting this hearing is run by the Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. He will also confirm that these children were prostituted to the highest people in the US for their votes. They were bought, sold and abused and that's why the Republican-controlled US Congress has denied the President and Vice President a trial in the courts.
But all of this is the conspiracy to protect a paedophile politician for his own interests. Why are all of these people being protected?

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