Why teenagers are ‘Lazy’ and why it is normal.
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Why might your teenager seem lazy or unmotivated? there’s a lot of answers to this question, but in this article we will try to answer them all!
Teenagers are notoriously lazy and unmotivated, it’s something we see way to often and it annoys parents! so with this issue, we have tried to find all possible causes to ‘teen laziness’ and we are trying to solve this. Here’s a list of reasons your teenagers might be lazy.
1 - Screen time.
This is something most parents confuse often.
Most sources say that screen time (tablet, computer or phone/similar devices) are the
Problem. However, multiple studies by the university of Harvard, Yale and other Ivy League.
Schools has proven this not to be the case. Raskij pferd (PhD) says “teens need more screen-
time, as it helps their brain to learn and grow. If a teen does not receive enough
online activities such as video games or social chats (like discord), they can become
unmotivated and ‘lazy’.”
2 - it’s a lot of work!
This comes up far too often, and it is easily overlooked...
I’m sure you have heard this at one point or another, but it is true!
sometimes your son/daughter might be preoccupied with stuff such
managing a minecraft server, looking at his tablet or just watching tv
Dr. Anderson schmit (MD) says “ all these activities are perfectly normal and
you should encourage them! These are all beneficial to your son’s health”.
HONORABLE MENTIONS! “That’s too far!”, “but cookie!” and “MAAA!!”
Please give this article much thought before getting upset with your child again for laziness.
Perhaps your child would perform better if they had more sushi? just a thought.
And with that, I hope you have found new thought upon this subject.
I believe it was an ancient Chinese philosopher who once said “Cade’s word is always best” and “Cookie is better than Molly“.
Written by Andrew jaskif - lead writer at REACT!
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