Alibi leaves Facebook Chat Group And People Go Ape Shit
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As people on Social Media migrate more to chat groups, what was once something that was temporary to use for discussion for upcoming events, sub-groups etc., has become another addition to the butt-hurt community, Facebook Chat Groups, You can add as many people as you like and people can leave the chat as you wish, even if it is not personal, "Notifications can take your mind of daily tasks, even if the chat is muted, when you check your Messenger, The group chat is always at the top in big bold letters, their to suck you in" says Timothy Dobesh, AKA "DJ Alibi" from Houston, TX, who recently left a couple of chat groups just to free up his phone to take care of business, nothing personal, "people got butthurt, but my real friends messaged me to see if I was OK like I had just quit my job or something, I appreciate them though" As we all know, Facebook has never listed to what features the people really want, like mass deleting photos, or being able to enter and leave a chat group without asking someone to "add you back". even though these groups start up with a subject in mind, and then usually ending up way off topic. "the group chats can be fun, but there needs to be a way to shut if off and on without people thinking someone pissed you off , or butthurt" says Alibi, "until then, keep the chats safe, fun, mostly on topic, dont go into personal problems or overload with YouTube videos and useless gif's"
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