Brian (Chunk) Jacobs Suspected of Getting Chair Stuck In Ground!!
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Recently, in the neighborhood Hunter's Pointe there were 3 teenage boys going to fish in the pond. We know all 3 of them, Ben Drake, Hudson Williams, and the one and only Brian Jacobs. They were seen on a residence security camera near the pond. All 3 boys had their fishing gear. But Brian Jacobs, he was also carrying a chair with him to the fishing spot. I've never seen anyone go fishing with a lawn chair. And Brian was also carrying the exact same chair that we found sitting lodged into the ground near the pond. This chair is lodged right in the boys' fishing spot. If you guys don't know Brian, he is 300 lbs. So it would make sense that if he sat in the lawn chair it would've sank into the ground and the dirt. We also have footage and audio of Brian sitting and casting his rod from the lawn chair. As soon as Brian sat down in that chair, it sunk immediately into the ground. And Brian did not ever get up from that chair. We heard on the audio Brian raging and screaming about his line or lures or something like that. We think it's because he didn't know how to tie a fishing knot and his lures kept snapping off his line. Later during that time Ben had caught a fish, he went up to show Brian. Brian was all nice and comfy in his lawn chair and Ben went up to Brian and slapped him with the fish he had just caught in the face. Brian IMMEDIATELY got up from his chair and as he stood up Brian pushed down on the arms of the chair pushing it even more into the ground. Brian pulled out a switchblade and starting chasing Ben. And Ben was too fast for Brian and he would not catch him. So Brian went back to his chair and sat down once more, sitting down for a second time sunk it so far into the dirt that it was impossible to remove from the dirt. Brian panicked because the chair was stuck and he ran off and went back home to eat dinner and play video games. We now have Brian Jacobs in custody for getting that lawn chair stuck in the ground. The boys called 911 to see if they could get that chair out. But it was no use that chair was not going to ever leave the ground. It is now made a landmark known as Brian Jacobs' Gaming Lawn Chair. With Brian in custody, he may never play video games again.
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