Cole Davidson Found Stuck in Gaming Chair!!
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Cole Davidson has been found lodged into his gaming chair! If you don't know Cole, he is 142 kg (315 pounds) and OBESE. He bought a Titan gaming chair or something like that because those are wider and he would not fit in a standard chair. But it looks like that the Titan gaming chair wasn't even big enough for him! The police tried to pull Cole out of the chair but it was no use. Cole would never leave that chair ever again. The police also found enormous amounts of G Fuel powder containers and G Fuel cans, which tells us that Cole was a G Fuel addict and also a video game addict. We think also the reason he has these G Fuel cans and containers is because Cole never gets off the video games. Cole also calls other people fat, but Cole if you're reading this, do me a favor and go look in the mirror. K bubs? We also have word that Cole went mudding with his Jeep. But Cole didn't actually try to go through the mud, because we all know what would happen if Cole tried to drive his Jeep through the mud with all his weight. He would sink instantly no question. Again, Cole will never be removed from his gaming chair. Because of this incident Titan is making a Cole Davidson Edition gaming chair for the obese people. This is a sad day for Cole's family and friends but great for Cole because now he can game and drink G Fuel for the rest of his life. Remember to buy your Cole Davidson Edition Titan Gaming Chair for $314.99 and your G Fuel at GFuel.com
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