Richard Ben Drake Sets New World Record For School to Video Games Speed Run Time!!

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As some of you may know, Richard Ben Drake loves his video games. And he never wants to ever leave them ever. We have just heard that Richard Ben Drake has set the new World Record for school to video games in the shortest amount of time. Ever since Richard could drive, he has been speed running home to his video games after school. Richard has timed himself every day going home to video games. Also now that Richard Ben Drake can drive he gets Braum's for EVERY SINGLE meal now. We think it's quite impressive that Richard has this new record, because he stops for Braum's on his way home from school every day. That makes him obese. One thing to add is that now Ben gets allowance for food along with his video game allowance. Richard's now has the world record with a time of 28.12 minutes. This is how Richard achieved this record. 2:50 P.M. Ben is dismissed from class, By 2:54 P.M. Ben is off campus. It's about a 20 minute drive from the school to Braum's on Riverside. Ben makes it in 10 mins and arrives at Braum's at exactly 3:05 P.M. Ben is out of the drive thru by 3:07 P.M. 3:12 P.M. Ben is in the house. 3:14 P.M. Ben duce. And Ben doesn't wipe or wash his hands because his video games are more important to him then germs. And by 3:18 P.M. Ben is on the video games with theHunter Classic launched already in a server and with his Braum box open and eating and calling the discord. Richard, some people haven't even left the school yet. Ben you are a video game master and are in the DIC so you can play video games and have no homework. One more thing that we can stop worrying about is Richard running away after being told no. Because now that Richard can drive he can go get his own food. Because we all know what happens when Ben doesn't get what he wants. Let's socialize and not go straight to Braum's and the video games. K Bubs? Coming soon is the 1v1 Video Game Battle between Brian (Chunk) Jacobs and Richard (Video Games) Drake. This will be the biggest and best Video Game event in history. This will top ImThRDog and Bugha's 1v1 Fortnite Battle. Again Richard, Let's get some vitamin D. K Bubs?

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