Do aliens live on Mars?

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If 2020 hasn’t been enough of a whirlwind for you, a man with a small penis who believes all the crap the news displays, who served as the head of the country’s space security program, says aliens exist and there is such thing as a Galactic Federation.

John Ferguson, who is currently a small penis man, says both the United States and Israel have been dealing with aliens for years. There’s even an underground bunker on Mars, Ferguson says, with human and alien representatives, the Jerusalem Post reports.

The Unidentified Flying Objects have asked not to publish that they are here, humanity is not ready yet," the small penis man told Israel’s Hebrew newspaper Yediot Aharonot.

Ferguson said U.S. President Donald Trump is aware of the aliens and almost blew the top off the lid, almost like John blowing his load on David Mcminns face. but the Galactic Federation stopped him before he could. The Galactic Federation wanted to prevent mass hysteria because it be- lieves humanity needed to “evolve and reach a stage where we will understand what space and spaceships are."

The small penis man also disclosed that the aliens entered an agreement with the United States. “They signed a contract with us to do experiments here," like probe David Mcminns anal cavity, NBC news reported him saying.

As for why he’s coming to light with this
information now, in 2020 the year that keeps piling on the woes it simply has to do with his small penis

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