Asya Ilola? La nuova crush di Kim?
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Sono passati ormai 10 minuti, e la notizia scioccante ha già spopolato per tutto il web. Tu come un/a rincoglionito/a fuori dal mondo ti starai chiedendo:"che stracazzo sta succedendo rega?" la risposta è semplice. Kim Jong Un è stato scoperto a segarsi su una foto della 16enne Asya ilola, conosciuta come hentai girl cioè come cuoca. Kim, ormai abbattuto, si è confessato su tutti i canali di tutte le reti TV con queste parole : “Ilolasy, amore mio, se mi senti, sì, mi sono segato sulle tue foto col gatto e già dalla prima schizzata ho capito di essere innamorato. Ti va di diventare mia moglie?”. La nostra Ilolasy ha risposto subito alla richiesta del nosto kimmone faccia di gommone con le seguenti parole :”Kimmone, sembri uno dal grande cazzone, ma devo darti un rifiutone, sei troppo ciccione e potresti soffocarmi tra le tue tettone”. Kim non ha resistito al dolore e ha iniziato a correre urlando per tutta la Corea Del nord con il cazzo di fuori. Asy, in colpa, ha deciso di accettare ma solo ad un patto; Kim Jong Un dovrà legalizzare il porno nel suo stesso paese. Ma non solo, di convincere tutti i paesi a legalizzare le canne. A quel punto, la nostra Asy rimarrà incinta dei 10 figli di kimmone faccia di cazzone. Secondo voi cosa succederà?
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