New Windows 11 to be renamed “Windows World”
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Microsoft (NYSE:MSFT) announced today that the new Windows version to be premiered in mid-2021, code-named “Copernicus”, will be commercially renamed as Windows World.
Following the marketing executives at Microsoft, the name is intended to reflect the current international trend that Internet brought, in the sense of joining the IoT world. In addition, the name “World” serves as a playful comment on the global scale of the change in the Microsoft Windows project.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella explains: “We are reaching the inflection point with Windows. Our mission is to build the best platform for the intelligent cloud and intelligent edge, where any device can be connected to any network to deliver incredible experiences to everyone. Windows is our platform of choice for the next generation of computing.
Our goal is to empower every developer to build the best applications for every person and every organization on the planet.
“Our customers have been clear about the things they need us to accomplish for them. They are focused on privacy and security, and that’s a top priority for us. We’ve also listened closely to customer feedback about Microsoft 365 and how we can make it simpler to buy, manage and use.
We’ve started rolling out the first of our Microsoft 365 bundles, and this first release will include Office 365 Home, Office 365 Personal and Microsoft 365 Education. We know there’s a lot of excitement around this new set of Office 365 plans and want to provide more information around the launch, available regions, and availability details to help you get ready for the transition.
Home Premium and Education provide full Office 365 ProPlus on up to five devices for customers that want an Office 365 Home subscription with the full suite of products. They also include Xbox Live.
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