Donsworth Found Guilty of All Jipping Charges
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Donsworth, 42, of Donsworth Court, has today been convicted of 36 separate counts of jipping the Badger.
Handing down a sentence of 300 years to be served at HMP Croy, Judge Geoff Capes told the defendant, “You have been doing the Badger’s head in by constantly jipping him for thirteen years now. May god have mercy on your soul.”
Her daughter Shooben was not present at today’s proceedings because she was outside smoking a dooby.