8.0 Richter Earthquake Sends Shockwaves Throughout Glasgow
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Reports from sources across Scotland's second capital city have confirmed multiple instances of property damage and an unprecedented permanent change in the direction of which the River Clyde flows.
According to startled residents from all sides of the city, along with based God himself, the only logical explanation was the sub-nuclear physical reaction to Fraser Brown announcing he will take two weeks off the ket.
Rumours of his baseless claims about considering potential hobbies to keep him busy for those two weeks are as yet unsubstantiated as there is no guarantee he'll even remember making these plans when he wakes up on Sunday.
Alex of Bangbus 2.0 fame reached out to us for a quick comment to set the record straight given the unexpected media attention for him to capitalize on. He said, "BANGBUS 2021 4-LYF BABY!!!!" and other chad like chants.
The plot is expected to get much thicker over the coming weeks, potentially as thick as any of the dense cunts who have already silently agreed to bend over and take an anal swab in order to save the NHS, mistakenly believing it will save thousands of lives and fast track our return to a brand new and fake as fuck normality.
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