Khabib Nurmagomedov VS Israel Adesanya... ‘FIGHT OF THE CENTURY’
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UFC president Dana White has told multiple news sources about his complementary V.I.P passes to UFC Fight Island, where ten lucky winners were chosen to watch the fight in person. Adesanya told sources that upon watching Khabib, he “was not a fan of his artistry at first”. ‘The Last Stylebender‘ revealed an interesting take that took fight fans by surprise. The Nigerian born champion touched on the fact that he wasn’t too impressed with Khabib upon first seeing him. Moreover, this view is not what is generally part and parcel with the Dagestani mauler. Dana White believes that this fight will double the revenue of the Mayweather v Pacquiao fights. White also revealed a strong liking in hospitality for two young men from Central Texas, who will be two of the ten lucky winners and will be seated alongside celebrities, such as DaBaby. Along with White’s hospitality for the two young men, he stated that he will also be funding a weight class known as the ‘retard division’, signing the two max contracts. This new division is to promote fighters who are slow learners and with hopes to fight in more competitive weight classes, hence the word “retard”. We are all more than ready for this fight to finally happen, and we believe that this will be Khabib’s last fight as he hopes to go 30-0, and has made a statement in his press conference, “I have never wanted to win more than this to win more than before than this”.
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