Italian cookies retired from market amid mass poisoning

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For many people in Europe, weekend mornings aren’t complete without a tyipical Italian breakfast, which may explain why there are more than 8,700 brands of biscuits (“biscotti”) sold by the Italian brand Mulino Bianco.

The Department of Agriculture’s Farmers Market Directory has recently been receiving a number of reports from consumers affected by nausea, headaches and digestive issues upon consuming Mulino Bianco biscuits, specifically the “Spicchi di sole” brand.

A Bruges University study published Nov. 1 in the journal Food Protection Trends assessed food safety behaviors of vendors at more than 40 Mulino Bianco factories across Europe and found that many didn’t follow basic sanitary practices. As a part of this investigation, published in an earlier study, the researchers also found harmful bacteria in a few types of biscuits, Spicchi di sole being the most contaminated ones.

“A lot of people assume that because a food is produced locally it’s safer, but that’s not the case at all—it comes down to what kind of food safety practices the vendor uses,” says Judy Harrison, Ph.D., professor and extension food safety specialist at the University of Verona. (Harrison was not involved in the study.)

As a precaution, the EU food safety committee has retired Spicchi di sole from the market until further investigation. Mulino Bianco refused to comment on the matter, and the Italian press is seemingly silent as of today.

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