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Breaking news!! D.J. Johnson has been arrested for acting like a gorilla in a Manhattan mall. Late Sunday evening around 11:00 PM D.J. Johnson had been in Manhattan Town Center acting as if he was a gorilla. This is a perfect idea because he actually looks like one. He was found in the grocery section stealing all the bananas. After people noticed a wild gorilla grabbing all of the bananas he split. They eventually got him caught and he denied anything ever happening. After interviewing young Dawson Spresser he told I reporter Brett Gerbitz he did not know whether to call the man in or not because he is a die hard Kansas State fan. It is a tragic event says Spresser. He could possibly serve jail time and that is not good for his young role models like I. With D.J. Johnson getting into all this trouble the College Sports management have decided to suspend him for the rest of the season. They are going to have to play the rest of this 2016-17 season without their 6'9" 237 pound starting senior center. We need to look passed this and get ready for our next game Saturday against number two Baylor says coach Bruce Weber. His role on this team was very important. He did not have a very good personality but he sure did bust his ***.
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