21 Year Old Admits To Rare Sleeping Condition
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Darragh (sleepy) Healy of Shronebirrane, Lauragh, Co.Kerry has spoken to us at length about his rare condition "sleepy snoozey snoze". Darragh (21 years old) has being able to battle this rare condition throughout his life successfully, enabling him to live a normal enough life. However earlier he spoke to us about the difficulties which can occur. "Sleepy snoozey snoze, can be abit annoying at times, for those of you who don't know what the condition is, it basically means that I can fall asleep after a naggin" Darragh spoke to us in great detail as to how he has had to adapt to his condition, "when I was younger it didn't really bother me I could go out drink a naggin and have a few pints with my friends and even find a nice young girl if I was lucky, and I wouldn't fall asleep until about 3 or 4 a.m". "These days if I had a naggin I'd be asleep in half an hour, I remember being in the Wander Inn on Stephens night and I had some vodka at about 10:30, before I knew it I was dreaming of 9 darters and all of a sudden I woke up in my bed, it can be quite frustrating at times", Darragh sighed. He is however optimistic about the upcoming college semester and admits that if he curtails his spirit intake that he may be able to make it out past 1:30 a.m, we wish Darragh the best of luck with his upcoming college semester. A true local inspiration, please help raise awareness for this brave young man.
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