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Are you absolutely confident that you will make it to Heaven, has your life reflected in a way that you know without a doubt you will make Heaven? There's good news, if you are not absolutely positive with this question. God loves you and knows that we could never be right or holy enough to make Heaven, so with this being said, God also sent His son Jesus to pave the way for us to make Heaven our Eternal Home. All one needs to do is believe that Jesus died , rose again and that you surrender you life over to Christ. The first part is the easiest, confess with you mouth that Jesus died and rose again , the second part is more difficult, "surrender" all of you life. This is possible to do, only with asking God to help you to surrender every part of your life. Once you ask, God will do the work to make sure you make Heaven. He loves you and never does He want you to die in hell. If a person was to pull you out of a burning car , would you not feel the need to thank Him and feel indebted to him? May you come to know Jesus, He died so that you could live forever with Him in Heave......
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