Mayor requests nuclear warhead from Trump !!!!
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Mayor Nick Phillips of Campbell, Ohio, has requested a surplus nuclear warhead from the Trump administration- not the missile , just the warhead. His target? -Struthers, their neighbor to the south. " Struthers has better restaurants, more shopping, and by eliminating all this competition, we hope to draw all their citizens that have not been vaporized or suffering from fatal radiation poisoning, to bring all their business to Campbell." But how to deliver such a device? "At first, we thought of having all city employees draw straws, utilizing an old dump truck that has been nothing but problems, but I did not want everybody having to take a day off for the funeral. So, instead, we decided to build a catapult to lob it over the river. We salvaged some old aluminum from the former Calex, some left over pallets from Iron City Wood products, and scavenged all the unused exercise equipment .It was a great team-building exercise." And how sure are they that they can hit their target? "The warhead is the same weight as a few retired city workers, we disguised the basket as a recliner, the first one landed in the river, the second one in Lowellville, and the third right smack dab on the roof of Struthers municipal building.We got it dialed in." And when is his target date? "Greek Easter. They always have fireworks,and I think the residents of Campbell will enjoy the show."
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