Have we found a modern day Jesus?
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Scientists are investigating a strange occurrence in which a Sheffield schoolboy died and resurrected. Thomas Wilkes, 16, sacrificed his life for his mates in a Snapchat group chat on Monday after they agreed that someone had to take one for the team to make way for someone else who never got added in, in which 'Wilkesy' did. However, after being dead for around 30 minutes he found his way back into the group chat and started being active again, to everyone's amazement. Professor Patrick Hernandez, one of the scientists investigating this case said, "I believe that the cause of resurrection might've been due to the fact that Easter is coming up soon so it was probably written in the stars", this is all we got from Professor Hernandez as he needed to answer exam questions on how Donald Trump has affected America. We then managed to ask him afterwards if he had anything to say, he replied, "This is a message for Liam Burgin, we get it you vape". Scientists and detectives are trying to discover how the resurrection was possible, there is proof that he did go to heaven as he was seen in Hillsborough on Saturday afternoon wearing a pair of grey Jesus jeans on his way to Sheffield Wednesday vs Cardiff City. If anyone has any supported theories on how this case panned out please don't hesitate to contact South Yorkshire Police on 101 reporting case number 69 from the 10th April 2017.
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