Berkeley Track Team Going to Regions
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Berkeley Girls recently won first place at Cane bay invitational. With regions coming on the 26th of march at Berkeley high school 2017 @4:00pm they have been practicing hard and nonstop. Could the girls just might have another go at it? Berkeley Boys also face a competion on the relays. Davon west (start acedemy student) at Berkeley high has been a great lead in the 4x8 wondering what he can pull at regions! Sereena Williams (sophomore) she is a 400mH & 100mH runner. With winning the 3rd place finals on the 100mh has made an impact. Could she get first at regions? Marcel Jackson (freshmen) running an open 400 is a go for him! Let's see how he can pull off at regions. Becky smalls (freshmen) 100m runner! With Everyone believing in her and motivating her she could possibly go to state!! Jahbaisia Heyward (sophomore) 200m & 400m with a fantastic PR from caneBay invitation can possibly give a lead at regions! Jaquon Williams (sophomore) 100mh 400mh! With. Form like that he can make state. But where will his speed take him? Laila palmer (freshmen) 400m & 200m she has had GREAT motivation throughout the season and has made a complete turn around. But many more years to go, could she become completion to other runners?? Jeremiah Mack (junior) 100m with a STUNNING WIN!! Would he make state?? Darius Douglas (senior) 4x1 with this being his last year, how would he perform?? With an upcoming runner next year master weathers (junior) would he lead Berkeleys title to number one?? Many questions... and many to answer on April 26th 2017 @4pm located at Berkeley high! LETS GO STAGS!!
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