The United Kingdom declared the most autistic country in the world

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Great Britain with its kindness, famous cities like London and of course the Queen is well known around the world as a tourist destination. Yet, many people around the world don't know that more people have autism in the UK then anywhere else in the world. That's according to a study by the World Health Organization.
We conducted the largest study ever in the UK of over 500,000 people and we found that most people are somewhere on the autistic spectrum, said Professor Henry Campbell of the University of Liverpool.
The whole country has autism in some form. The politeness, reserved manner, quietness and privacy that British people value are all related to the spectrum in some manner.
In fact, according to the study most British people don't like Americans or the French and with good reason, the Americans are the nosiest, loudest and rude people in the Western World and the French are the most perverted according to a United Nations study.
So if you are thinking of taking a trip to the UK you may want to be a little quieter the next time!

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