Hugh Freeze gives up the Twitter
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If you're looking for a inspiration on Twitter these days, don't go looking for it from Hugh Freeze. He's out of the Twitter game--at least for now.
"I just couldn't be associated with people that think like that" Freeze explained.
After being informed of a debate raging on Neil McReady's Ole Miss fan site, rebelgrove.com, head football coach Hugh Freeze took it upon himself to see what was being said about his latest Twitter beef with a Missouri-based podcast team, and he didn't like the message from one side of the debate.
"One of our boosters mentioned the thread to me at corporate worship this evening and lent me his username and password, so I logged in to rebelgrove.com as soon as I got home to check it out. It was eye-opening, it really was. The people defending my tweet were really missing the point of the thread, and when I looked at their posting history I saw some pretty questionable logic and complete disregard for opinions, or viewpoints, different from their own. I had a James Joycean style epiphany right then and there."
He went on to explain his sudden realization. "It turns out, you can't actually change anyone's mind on the internet; and you sure can't do it with passive aggressive putdowns on Twitter. Unfortunately, I just can't tolerate criticism of any kind, especially criticism on the internet that's clearly targeting me to incite a response."
So he had to let Twitter and his thousands of followers go.
"I did. I canceled my account. I'll only respond to haters with handwritten responses sent through the U.S. Postal Service from here on out. I'm done with social media, but I assure you that I will put the same amount of intensity and passion into my letters, even if people will get it a little slower than they would if I posted my reactions online. In fact, I just ordered one of those things that you use to seal envelopes with colored wax, GoT-style. Mine's going to have a largemouth bass design."
Naturally.
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