9/20/2017 - 19 year-old found dead earlier this evening at Anahola beach
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It was earlier this evening when 911 dispatcher received a call from 37 year-old, Dennis Nishihara. He states that he walking his dog along Anahola beach, until he saw "a body hanging on one of the trees"
Around 7:32 PM- HPD, Firefighters, and Ambulance arrived. The unidentified female was pronounced dead at the scene.
After further investigation, she was identified as 19 year-old, Brooke Hammond, by a family member. "-she was doing so good, I don't know what could have caused her to do this" says her Aunt. "She had a rough life, and not everyone was there for her". - Ms.Hammond's family is in shock and despair of her death.
When the forensics team arrived, they found a note that she wrote before her death, which was taped on to her shirt. For privacy reasons, we will not reveal what the note says. Forensic, Marsha Laskowsky, informed us that with detailed investigation, she hung herself 2 hours prior to the arrival of HPD. Currently she is being sent to Wilcox Emergency Room.
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Article written by Darlene Kepa
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