Oklahoma's Leflore County's million dollar inventor
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Leflore County, Located in Oklahoma, May become the home of a new Multi Million Dollar Invention thanks to one man who said "what's the harm in trying" and sent his idea and design off in hopes to get a Paton early in the month of November 2017. Dalton Francis from small town Spiro Oklahoma, decided to try and make his dream a reality when he decided to send his product (which we aren't able to discuss at this time do to Paton pending restraints) off to see if he could get a Paton. Little did Francis know a major billion dollar company would offer him a whopping $6.5 million dollars to buy the Paton pending invention. After speaking with Mr Francis about his indevors he simply stated, "I'm not able to talk much about it at this time, but what I can say is I never expected it to go this far this fast!" "I simply sent off my idea thinking what's the harm in trying? And it turned out a big time company liked what they saw" this just goes to show that anything is possible but you have to be willing to put yourself out there and simply say WHY NOT! Keep following for we will have updates on MR Francis and his business deal, to see if he accepts or declines.
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