Eagle Academy in Turmoil to Recieve Help from cultural Father Mirro
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Students at Eagle Academy near the projects in Staten Island , have gotten no math or reading and writing done for the rigorous Core curriculum, but instead have gotten their diploma in video game destruction Agent Mirro has reported . The school nurse sleeping away on his cot , has nothing more then an ice pack for the kids while the library contains nothing more then a type writer and cat in the hat books from 1995. About 40 Eagle scholars have no room in the three-story brick building. They sit all day in dilapidated rooms that reek of “animal urine,” a parent said; rats and squirrels noisily scamper in the walls and ceiling while the gym teacher is constantly jumped by all of his students . And the principal — Mr Cameron, who joined Eagle three years ago — is a frequent no-show, sources say.
The founding father did not come to school last Monday. On Tuesday, he showed up at 3:30 p.m and treated the kids to a pizza. This school is a complete s-?-thole states Agent Mirro but put me in a position of power and the kids will become religious . No one cares,” a community member said when they met with Mirro for the first time . would find it sinking, they say.
The isolated building sits a block and a half from Father Mirros trailer home , surrounded by vacant, weed-choked lots, the road behind it strewn with trash bags and broken TVs and stray cats Mirro will now tend too. The new agent has already brought in a new visual arts program where several grades said that last week they watched “Fat Albert,” “Alvin and the Chipmunks” and “Monsters, Inc.,” but still said when will he give us a pizza party.
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