***BREAKING*** Trump elects Bernie Sanders to Replace Ajit Pai at FCC, Reinstates Net Neutrality
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***BREAKING***
Trump elects Bernie Sanders to Replace Ajit Pai at FCC, Reinstates Net Neutrality
1/5/2018
After widespread outrage at the repeal of Net Neutrality, President Trump seeks to improve approval rating by replacing the heavily lambasted Ajit Pai with public favorite Bernie Sanders, sources say.
Sanders, an outspoken supporter of Net Neutrality, is expected to present a new bill to nullify Pai’s actions, and information suggests it will likely be passed. Anonymous sources also state that Ajit was “shocked and appalled” at hearing the news, claiming not to understand why his work was considered unsatisfactory. Both Trump and Pai are expected soon to make public announcements about the transition. Invisible sources claim the news came after Trump was made aware of polls and petitions this morning, seemingly for the first time, in defense of the Obama-era Net Neutrality acts. “The people made clear what they wanted” Trump reportedly said, before taking action to rectify the FCC disaster. Imaginary sources say Trump had not before “been briefed” about neutrality, but when it became clear it was a large factor in his approval rating, he directed his attention to the pressing issue. Sanders was unavailable for comment, but individuals claiming to work with Sanders have stated he was “as surprised as the rest of us, but immediately ready to get to work.”
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