The End of the World?
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Scientists have noticed something strangely peculiar lately. Though it has always been known that there have been millions of other planets - and possibly other universes - astronauts, NASA, and scientists have worked together to find the existence of an entirely new universe, with an entirely new set of planets - Universe X.
The planet that stands out the most in Universe X is Planet T - which is also known as Planet Thanos. Why? Scientists have confirmed the fact that there are perhaps other creatures living in Universe X - superheros that used to only exist in comic books.
Unfortunately, scientists have found something rather alarming. They have discovered that the super-being, Thanos, actually does exist, and he is looking for another way to gain power. They have found that Thanos is now trying to acquire "infinity stones", which some people also refer to as "dem crystals".
Scientists and military officers are working hard to rid Earth of all of these stones or crystals, but there have been a few cases where they were not able to. It was just found that there were two of these stones in a school in Canada named Michael Cranny E.S. It has also been reported that a small group of friends (in Grade 7) accidentally laid eyes upon and touched these stones. The stones were disguised as normal objects such as water bottles, but Thanos recognized them and is now devising a plan for the world's eventual end.
NASA predicts that Thanos' best plan for action is to send Planet T hurtling towards Earth, as Planet T is ten times the size of Earth and will easily kill everyone there. However, scientists have also predicted that Thanos will wish to retrieve the stones himself, so he will kill whoever currently possesses the stones.
NASA encourages everyone to stay calm. Though Planet T is still coming towards Earth at an alarming rate, if the stones can be found and returned to Thanos in a specific time, then perhaps he will refrain from destroying Earth. In that time, everyone is encouraged to be careful about which objects to touch and maintain contact to, and if you suspect you currently are in possession of an infinity stone, please do not hesitate to give it up to authorities.
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