Local man shocks community!!!
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Shawn Halper owner and only operater of Total Custom Bondo works in Woodward Ok is calling himself a god. He has also stated in interviews that he will out do any body shop in his small local community. Some say he is a little caught up himself and his facebook quotes show just that! He has stated that "no man can slap bondo on like he can" and also has been rumored to say that he can do any restoration in under 5 years to full restoration on bicycles to volkswagons. Some say he is a legend in the bondo world,some say he can sand a car in under 500 days, either way this man deserves some recognition for his service in the automobile industry. Rumor has it that he once fixed a rear bumper on a Ford Mustang in under 7 months! That's right you heard me right 7 months, although scientist and professionals in the automobile industry say it's impossible Shawn says it is possible!! In the bubble he lives in anything is possible. So if your out and about stop by and shake this mans hand and let him know we are all so proud of him "God"or not this man has out done us all when it comes to leaving work early and showing up late. From showing up at work as early as 10 am in the morning to staying as late as 4 pm in the afternoon shawns dedication is second to none! Pictured on the right side with his hands in his pockets is Shawn once again out doing us all! You may also check him out on his Facebook review page called wootown review and drop a line he loves to hear lots of feedback!
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