Money Does Not Matter
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In a recent turn of events a brilliant philosopher John Doe has discovered that money is no longer the motive! John Doe states, "Money is just this object, this piece of paper that we hold value to, it is pointless." Throughout this interview Doe tells us that really what we need to constantly be greedy over is knowledge.
"Money feels good to have, it buys you these things but in turn what do you get from these things? Nothing!" says Doe. It is a very interesting concept that may be hard to wrap ones mind around. We live in the 21st century where we live, breathe and produce money. Once you grow up that is one thing you never stop hearing about, how much it is, how much it will cost you, the prices are going up, there is a coupon that can make it cheaper.
Money, money, money. When you take that thought of the constant need for money what are we left to value? Relationships, bettering the quality of life, a deep intellect and self satisfaction. These are all things that we tend to neglect now, we put off our family or friends because we need to make money, we cannot focus on what makes us happy because we have to go to one of our three jobs to even afford a house.
The breakthrough that John Doe has had is a scary one, he tells us about his journey for the past year with no money. No money? How does one live... He explains it all in his book that is about to come into stores everywhere, talking about the people he encountered, the hardships of living without money but the internal satisfaction that he received. John finished our interview with a request, "One challenge I have for your readers is to minimize the need for money. Live with the bare minimum and see what other areas of your life improve." I have already started and the results are amazing!
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