Josh Morris signed up to new deal in Hollywood
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In a shock turn of events, veteran Bulldogs centre Josh Morris has signed on with Hollywood effectively immediately, after 2 observers were impressed with his acting skills during the Canterbury Bulldogs clash with the South Sydney Rabbitohs, Morris went down after being accidentally elbowed by Sam Burgess, who was going in for a regulation hit-up when Morris decided to go high on the Englishman in a bid to stop him. Morris stayed down for several minutes, only to miraculously recover in time when the Bulldogs received the penalty.
Morris, who is hopeful to be in contention for an upcoming Marvel movie said, "It's just so good to get this chance, I have done a lot of diving and staying down in the course of my rugby league career, but never one as good as act I pulled off yesterday, it's awesome to see that the biggest entertainment business in the world were impressed".
His twin brother Brett, who also has a reputation for his diving abilities in rugby league said "I'm very happy for Josh, hes been a loyal servant of the NRL and his abilities to stay down to give us penalties to work with haven't gone lost within the Belmore community".
It is said that the 2 scouts were also impressed with the efforts of Bulldogs hooker Michael Lichaa, who was seen deliberately hugging the backside of Rabbitoh Tom Burgess in order to milk a highly questionable obstruction penalty.
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