Recreational cannabis bill set to be passed by the end of year
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The bill for the legalisation of recreational cannabis is to be "passed before Christmas" says the Home Secretary sajid javid. This comes in the wake of the recent medical bill passed by parliament to make medical cannabis products available on prescription from the NHS, in an interview this week sajid told us that it's "time for a change" and we "have to move forward out the dark ages" he explains in detail the benefits for the country could be substantial as other country's across the world take the same steps with great results with America, Holland ,Canada and most recently South Africa , javid explains that this multi million pound buisness could boost the U.K. Economy fantastically. He also went on to describe the benefits of legalising recreational cannabis in hopes to wipe out the super potency skunk that has stormed the U.K. In the past few years creating thousands of mental health issues all over the country. "If we pass this bill we will be in full control of cultivation and sale of cannabis in the U.K, we would be able to safely monitor how it's produced and would take it out of the hands of criminals which would hopefully stomp out the millions of pounds they make each year" hopes have also turned to wiping out legal highs which has become an epidemic all over Britain and is causing a lot of problems since the ban of them in 2016/17. The Home Secretary is positive and states if all goes well we could see "legalisation in time for Christmas".
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